Soldier: We got an inbound blip on screen number 3, it's coming this way and I hope it ain't real got on the phone to the president, he can't answer right now cos he's tied up to a ....
Receptionist: I'm Sorry but the president can't answer the phone right now-leave a message right after the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we're home, thank you for your call, have a nice day.
Solider: My God you'd better get him on right now cos this is it, it's the final hour. Pass the message down the chain of command we're so tough in the army man.
Receptionist: I'm Sorry but the president can't answer the phone right now-leave a message right after the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we're home, thank you for your call, have a nice day.
We gotta look into our heart for the answer.
Receptionist:
Press 1 for nuclear weapons sales
Press 2 for psyops
Press 3 to speak to our customer services team
Soldier: Lookin' in the manual for contingencies there ain't nothin' about this gettin' serious, I got on the phone to the tech support but the computer went down and they can't report.
Receptionist: I'm sorry but the server is not available at this time. Due to system updates we're not on line your call is a hundred and third in the queue. Leave a message. We'll get back to you.
Soldier: Well nobody knows what we're supposed to do there ain't nothin' like this - we ain't gotta clue - just ME on my own with my pain and my fear there ain't nothin' for it but to use the gear
Receptionist: In the event of insufficient information we suggest you falling back on your most primal fears and using any gear you have available until you can rejoin with your command and take an update to revision stiuation